It's more than complicated

Până acum, pe facebook avem doar nouă opţiuni în ce priveşte statutul unei relatii:
Single
In a relationship
Engaged
Married
It's complicated
In an open relationship
Widowed
Separated
..şi, în final, Divorced.

Zic doar nouă, pentru că, dacă statusul ar fi în conformitate cu starea de spirit la moment a unui user, cu gândurile lui, şi, mai ales, în conformitate cu trendurile, am avea cel puţin douăzeci de opţiuni... cum ar fi:
Almost single
Still seeing my Ex
Still thinking of my Ex
In a relationship, but I don't want people to know about it
It's a little complicated
It's very complicated
It's so complicated I want to die
In a relationship, but that's not a problem
Married for money
Experimenting
Almost in a relationship
Divorced, but my husband doesn't know yet
Widowed, but my husband doesn't know yet
Cheating
Married to a jerk, will accept extra lovers
Dating for sex
Just friends (honest)
In love, but single
In love with Y, in a relationship with X
In a relationship and unhappy
In a relationship and who cares

Single and happy
Married and ready to divorce
Refusing to accept it's over
One of us thinks we're in a relationship
..şi bănuiesc că lista poate continua...))
Tu ce status ai? =)